If you replace the words Warlock/King/Sorcerer/magic with the word “Gay” Merlin is a whole different show.
"I’m a gay, I have gay" "Merlin, you are not a gay. I would know"
Congratulations, if yours made it on to this list; you should be both proud and ashamed of yourselves.
"All my life I’ve avoided Europe and its multitudes of terribleness."
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,